Game Theory: Why Mario Kart 8 is Mario's DEADLIEST Game!

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I've done PLENTY of dark theories on the Mario franchise, from Super Mario being a sociopath to Princess Peach being the dead mother of Rosalina and beyond. But today, I've uncovered the most dangerous game in the Mario canon -- Mario Kart! Mario Kart 8! Well, specifically Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I did the math, and the devastation those fun little Mario Karts deliver is something to truly fear. So hop in and buckle your seatbelts, because this is going to be one crazy Mario Kart adventure!

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My bad: 5'11'' actually equals 180 cm...but NO FEAR! I did all the speed calculations in Standard first, then converted each result back to metric, so although I misspoke in that one moment about the height conversion, the rest of the stats should all be right!

Like I said, I'm stupid imperialist scum with a dumb measurement system :)
Emily Cole
Dangit mat pat now ill cry every single time I play mario kart dangit
UnMystic GT
200 mph - 40% = 120mph for people who didn't know :)
dry bowser doesnt have skin
Sabrina Autumns
Just wanna say, I live in Idaho and the highway speed limit is 70, but everyone speeds and goes 80.
Brandon 1025
Of course its deadly they are throwing decapitated turtles
Shin Gojira 2017
Dominik Chojnacki
Animated characters have to use seatbelts in an animated car, don't think that etiquette applies to animation.
Daniel Dankers
I mean you are driving upside down under water in the game, so you would die anyway
Lalo Tellez
Don't be a snitching on them cuz they might kill you 😝😂
Charlie Roldan
you now you ruined my child hood and maybe som one more yonger
Charlie Roldan
i can not believe that you blame nintendo a can't
Charlie Roldan
its a game idiot
When I was little, I'd gather my friends and we'd go on the big trampoline my neighbor had. We'd play mario kart on it, and no I don't mean on the DS. My brother and I were racers, and my neighbors were "boxes". While my brother and I ran around the outside of the trampoline (like, right by the springs) we'd highfive our neighbor to collect the box. Then, the neighbor would call out what item they were, then my brother or I would 'use' the item. This usually involved us tackling eachother or yelling out the 'invincibility' star song while one carries the other and shoves across the other drivers. It was fun, but yeah.. we were dumb.
Brooke Koebel
The intro got me laughing sooooooo hard
Jada Leopold
loool YESSSS,Mario is forcing them all to play his death race because he is a psychopath XD
the vlogging gamer yt
Nintendo: yeah ma tpat we wanna set that
Geeky M Girls V
N o b o d y R e a l l y c a r e s i f i ts u n safe, I t s a goddamn v I d e o g ame
KeyLime Pie
MOHSEN Almahmood
It's a fictional game duuuude XDD
Andres Viramontes
I thought the most vilont game was mortal kombat
Nicky Gamer
I loooove myth busters, I always wondered if Matt watched them
Walter Mullinax
excellent don't kill the messenger rant
Cindy Webber
Hey I have that wii u
May 21 Is My birthday
Jonathan Warrdddedcxddeececldron
Yeah, you should at last least add seat belts in the game. But you gotta go fast in the games, it's part of why they are fun
hyper the heagehog
Andddddddddd my childhood is ruined
Kayla Mcormond
"200CC is brutal-"
Me: yeah my friend put my first time of playing mariocart on 200 CC, Yup
Neon 12384
The starts pretty realistic
Dillon Cox
Can you do a hungry shark theory?
In a country where we don't have a speed limit on our Highways, around 120km/h is standard here and not fast for me, lol
Jax On00
I just love how these shows gets my gear turning and at the same time, my skin crawling.
Rin World
155cm= 5.0853 feet = 5'1" not 5'11"
I myself am 165cm tall
So yeah...
I'm not that tall..
But taller than Mario..
And I assure you I'm shorter than 5'11"
BlueDiamond 242
I really LOVE these theories, but i actually just play the games and not worry about stuff like Peach is Rosalina's mom.
I just enjoy the game, like maybe the creators didn't even think about stuff like this. It's just a game that people make up.
00Geeky00 00Goggles00
Woah MatPat. You talkin' real nerdy.
Weegeepie Is Cool
i know the answer to this ALL, Luigi's Death Stare explains it all. (that's All :P)
A Phillips
y can't u just let us play our vidya gamzzz Game Theorists?
Tis I The pingu master
ZeBoi GT
This Blown My MINNDD!!!
Tis I The pingu master
Zygarde Origin
Nice The Amazing World Of Gumball reference at the begging
Chickadee Studios
LOLZZZ you should do a video on how maybe the people/toads of the mushroom kingdom might be maid of rubber
The_Record Setter
Dude it's just a game it's not illegal because it's just a video game
Jalen Howard
U forgot something why can baby's driving
Ajan Prabakar
this video is like hate church members talking about any video game ever
Shadowwolf TD5000
Mario Kart: Fury Road
THE.RANDOM.GAMER Random games and stuff
it's just a game
M.A.P Trio
Did Matt just out an entire game for being illegal like what 😨
Luigi 2262
1:31 Actually, I have a Wii U, jerk! (Jk about calling you a jerk)
James belk
I remember when I used to play Mariokart by myself on my DSI. I used to be bad, but after a week, I was the best in my neighbor hood! I used to get marks on my thumbs from the buttons!!!good old times 😌
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